Because that sounds cooler than what actually happened, and the end result WAS a very zombie-looking foot. 😛
Just in case anyone was wondering where or why I’ve sort of disappeared this week…I was so lucky (i.e., klutzy) last week as to break my ankle. While walking down a hallway and around a corner. No cool story, just…yeah. But, I’ve discovered that breaking bones is extremely painful and reduces my ability to concentrate to about nil.
Also that just wishing it would feel better and getting up and hobbling around usually does not work.
Fantastic thing to happen 3 weeks out from a halfway-round-the-world move. *eyeroll*